Who Wants A Cheap Rhinoceros?: Shel Silverstein

Hardcover | Looking for a new pet? Bored with cats, dogs, goldfish, gerbils, and hamsters? How about a cheap rhinoceros? Shel Silverstein may convince you to be the lucky person who takes home this very, very unusual pet. Who wants a cheap rhinoceros? I know of one for sale, With floppy ears and cloppy feet, And friendly waggy tail. He’s sweet and fat and huggable. He’s quiet as a mouse. And there are lots of things that he Can do around your house.